A Visionary Novelist

I always wanted to be a cartoonist.
Even as a child, I longed to create unforgettable characters and describe their adventures through fast moving, energetic drawings, admired by people all over the world.

As I grew up, however, there emerged a slight snag.
My ability to draw is only as good as my ability to perform a frontal lobotomy on myself while opening a bottle of wine.

Despite one literary critic writing that doing the former might be a good idea, and that perhaps I should do the latter rather less often, I have decided to use my talents, instead, to become a novelist.
Not just any novelist, however, but a visionary novelist.