22 October 2011

Nine and a Half Reasons

I have nine and a half reasons to kill Shannon O'Shaughnessy, the central character in my novels.
1. She’s more popular than I am.
2. She works with Paul Heartfelt, the man I love.
3. She’s more popular than I am.
4. She calls people “my little kelpie.”
5. She’s more popular than I am.
6. Brian will say I shouldn’t kill her.
7. She’s more popular than I am.
8. It won’t be a real murder.
8.5. Shannon doesn’t really exist. She’s only a character in my books. However, she will try to convince you otherwise. Don’t take any notice of her. This is probably one half a reason as it relates closely to 8.
9.5 She’s more popular than I am.

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